After taking slave to a fetish party, where she received a sterling flogging and was made to do things she does not like doing, i decided that the time had come to introduce her to figging, the art of shoving a lump of ginger up your arse!
Supposedly with origins dating back hundreds of years, figging it is said, was a way to stop the wench from clenching her buttocks when being spanked. Clenching the arse cheeks makes it burn more!
Now as slave has no liking for spanking, i though that some figging would help the cause.
Some say the intensity of being figged can create an orgasm, so lets put it to the test.
I had already selected my ginger in Tesco's, using the cover of making a curry! I made no bones about it and carved the root to resemble a cock, well it might help.
The funny thing was the hairy bits poking up, no matter what i did i could not get rid of them.
But at the base of the root i carved a section that would rub on her clit too, nice an fresh.
So with the preparation done, it was time for slave to submit and succumb to the ancient art of figging, the buttocks unclenched, ready for spanking and if we are lucky a good old fashioned orgasm to boot.
Like fuck! I have never heard so much noise from one person, anyone would have though a nuclear test had just gone off in her arse! Wriggling like a worm all over the bed moaning about how much this figging lark hurts. And begging me to stop!
Now for the sake of science, i thought the figging should go on and made sure it did.
My experiment i have to say lasted less than 10 mins, which is bollocks really and i personally think slave should be shown again. All she could do to sum it up, was to say it was like putting aftershave on your pussy but 10 times worse. Something we tried many years ago.
I had heard that guys could do figging too by means of putting a shard of ginger in the tip of the cock, so i did and to be honest could not for the life of me work out what all the fuss was about.
Having shamed slave for her pathetic attempt at figging, i went to sleep.
Only to be woken in the middle of the night with a cold wet something being forced into my arse. The cheeky bitch had washed the ginger and decided it would be funny to fuck me with it!
Imagine being woken by something quite cold and wet and then being fucked by it. No effect save to say my arse was a little surprised and a tad sore, especially as the tip of the root broke off and slave nearly lost the fucking thing up me jacksy - but no effect was felt from the ginger.
So i am here to personally say figging is bollocks.
Oh and by the way slave did not go unpunished.
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